Still need to buy a gift for that special someone?  How about a Vladimir Putin calendar.

No no, not just any calendar,

It features the Russian president in a variety of poses, from topless fishing to exercising, along with a thought to accompany each month.

He also loves his women … “I like all Russian women.  I think Russian women are the most talented and the most beautiful.”

October is ominous … “No one will succeed in gaining military superiority over Russia.”

But November is warm and fuzzy … “Dogs and I have very warm feelings for one and other.”

Yep….

Vladimir Putin calendar:  Russian President Goes Topless

Vladimir Putin calendar: Russian President Goes Topless