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Surgeon In U.S. Takes Fat From Patients To Power His Car

December 26, 2008

A surgeon in the U.S. has reportedly been taking fat from patients, and using that fat to help power his car.<br /> ....Washington (dbTechno) - A surgeon in the U.S. has reportedly been taking fat from patients, and using that fat to help power his car.

U.S. surgeon Dr. Craig Alan Bittner has reportedly come out and admitted that he used fat to make his car go, just as if it was loaded with gas.

He took the fat from patients during liposuction procedures which were carried out in Beverly Hills, California.

Many of his patients have filed lawsuits against the U.S. surgeon.  The lawsuits were due to claims that he allowed assistants and girlfriends to carry out the procedures for him.

This was despite the fact that the assistants and love interests did not have a medical livense of a ny kind.

He has since ended his practice, but has stated on his web site that the majority of his patients asked that he “use theihr fat for fuel.”

He now claims he has “more fat than I can use,” and that it could actually save the Earth.

An inquiry into the U.S. surgeon is now in the works.  It is believed that one gallon of gas is equal to one gallon of fat in terms of having the power to run cars.

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2 Responses to “Surgeon In U.S. Takes Fat From Patients To Power His Car”

  1. pac mclaurin on December 26th, 2008 10:35 am

    Even at slow speeds he was hauling ass.

  2. rusty dawson on December 26th, 2008 1:03 pm

    once again America can be at the forefront of energy sources


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