Funniest Debate Tweets Of The Night: Dennis Miller "Does Obama Care Cover *** Kickings?"

Funniest Debate Tweets Of The Night: Dennis Miller “Does Obama Care Cover *** Kickings?”


Romney Wins Over Obama on First Presidential Debate

The verdict is in for the first presidential debate of 2012. Romney clearly took a win in the debate over Obama. Even the staunchest Obama supporters find it difficult to argue with that. Obama was ill-prepared for the debate which gave Romney the upper hand.

The comments made on social networking sites gives a clear indication that Obama did not appear to be as confident as he usually appears to be. Romney supporters were quick to comment that it took less than eight minutes for Obama to blame the prior administration for his own shortcomings.

This is only the first of many debates to come. Obama and Romney have time to adjust their patterns for the upcoming presidential debates. There are many aspects that citizens are still clamoring to hear. For instance, many voters want to know why Obama pushed his healthcare plan through via a method that oversteps the constitution. Others want to know what exactly Romney’s plans are for the country.

Americans are less than two months away from the election. This could be the most defining election in the history of the United States. It is important for citizens to take note and cast their vote on Election Day. The future of America depends on it.

Funniest Debate Tweets Of The Night

Linnéa Sandström ‏– Romney has a bigger US flag pin than Obama. The debate is over? #debates

Sarah Littman ‏– Mitt: “I like coal” Poor people will find it in their stockings if I am President. #debates
Analyst: Election now ‘a horse race’

Rachel Lichtman — So far the only Zingers are in Chris Christie’s glove compartment. #debates

Todd Barry ‏– These guys are both feeding off the energy of the crowd. #debates

Marc Lombardi ‏– The debate would be much more interesting & informative if a buzzer went off every time an untrue statement was made. #debates

Kathleen Madigan — So far, this is as exciting as lunesta. Which I love. #mockthevote

Aaron Blitzstein ‏– “It’s time for my second question.” – Jim Lehrer at 3pm tomorrow

Indecision ‏– This campaign to re-elect Bill Clinton is going really well. #debates
Storify: Big Bird and the presidential debate

Kristi Harrison ‏– I have to admit they’re both pretty handsome. I’m waiting for the swimsuit competition to decide. #debates

Fired Big Bird — Somewhere Paul Ryan is kicking over trash cans in hopes of smoking out Oscar the Grouch

Jim Sterling ‏– Obama is winning in the “Looking amazingly condescending when the other guy talks” race. #debates

Danny Sullivan ‏– Sorry, that was Obama spending five seconds arguing that he’s owed five more seconds to argue #debates

Phil Plait ‏– After reading all the variations of the debate drinking games, I have decided to simply remove my liver and set it on fire.

Mo Mandel ‏– This is the worst SNL skit of all time. #debates

Tara Ariano ‏– Frankly, neither candidate is working hard enough to land the immigrant feminist small business owner non-voting socialist vote. #debate

Fired Big Bird — If you don’t vote Obama, Mitt Romney is going to be eating me by the end of November. Show your support. #BigBird2012

Dave Weigel — This is like watching a tax law professor debate an investment advice infomercial host

Silent Jim Lehrer — …I…so, I…guys…

Patton Oswalt ‏– Hey Obama — TRAIN WITH HILLARY. This is ROCKY III and she’s your Apollo Creed. #eyeofthetiger

Nisha Chittal ‏– where is the orchestra from the Emmys when you need them! #debates

Crystal Bruce — Whoever dances off stage horse riding style to Open Gangnam — wins! #debates2012

Doug Benson — 14 minutes until we can all go back to preferring the candidate we liked when the debate started. #debate

Dennis Miller Show ‏– Obama better hope a Kicked A** is covered under Obamacare

Are You Italian? ‏– The debates in my house are much louder. #2012debate