Tim Tebow on Zombie Apocalypse Crusade

It is beginning to feel like the Living Dead movies have become manifested into living reality given all of the recent news stories about flesh eating bacterial bugs, human cannibalism and animals eating humans. A comedic blog article appeared concerning living and breathing flesh and blood New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow will come zooming in on his lightning fast legs with his prayer zapping zombie powers from the Almighty to rescue the rest of us poor souls from munching and marching undead armies. Tebow is a proven leader in his own right whose religious zeal probably will leave a bad aftertaste on undead tongues. His oddball throwing style would demolish

All of this fantastical laughter is a great goofy jest needed in a world where the everyday norm has become increasingly haunted by the negatively weird and bizarre. Where else could cannibalistic bears eat people high on bath salts?

Tim Tebow Will Save the World From Impending Zombie Apocalypse!

Tim Tebow Will Save the World From Impending Zombie Apocalypse!