Bowler shoots himself at bowling alleyA man accidentally shot himself Tuesday night at the Jupiter Lanes Bowling Alley located on Maplewood Drive, WPTV reports.

According to the Huff Post, the man’s own gun accidentally discharged, injuring him, said Jupiter Police Officer Adam Brown.

Several witnesses said that the gun was in the bowler’s pocket when it went off, terrifying other players.

“The ball hit him in the leg, which triggered the revolver,” a bystander told WBPF. Obviously, he’s not a golfer.

The man was taken to St. Mary’s Medical Center with non-life-threatening injuries, Brown said.
He will not face any charges, according to police.

The Dude: Walter… what am I going to tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak: I told that **** down at the league office… who’s in charge of scheduling?

F***ing amateurs.