Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, And Paul Bettany Play ‘Never Have I Ever’ On ‘Ellen’

Mortdecai cast mates Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Paul Bettany sat on Ellen’s couch this week for a little drinking game we know as “Never Have I Ever.”

There were no tequila shots involved and it wasn’t that risqué (this is still daytime television after all), but they still fielded questions nude beaches, airplane sex, and using their celebrity to get out of a speeding ticket.

Never ever have I been to a nude beach:

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have never

Ellen: I have never

Never ever have I been arrested:

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have never

Ellen: I have never

Never ever have I lied to get a job:

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have never

Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, And Paul Bettany Play ‘Never Have I Ever’ On ‘Ellen’

Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, And Paul Bettany Play ‘Never Have I Ever’ On ‘Ellen’

Ellen: I have

Never ever have I gotten out of a speeding ticket by being a celebrity

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have never

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have

Ellen: I have never

Never ever have I forgotten the name of a date

Paul Bettany: I have never

Johnny Depp: (Long pause and then) I have never

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have never

Ellen: I have never I have never

Never ever have I seen one of my Mortdecai co-stars naked

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have

Never ever have I lied on a talk show

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have never

Gwyneth Paltrow: (flips card) I have never/I have

Never ever have I sexted

Paul Bettany: I have never

Johnny Depp: I have never

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have

Ellen: I have never

Never ever have I said a baby was cute when it was ugly

Paul Bettany: I have

Johnny Depp: I have

Gwyneth Paltrow: I have

Ellen: I have