Warren, Ohio:Police Arrest Man They Say Was Masturbating on Sidewalk While Acting Like a Gorilla

Timothy Cook, 32, was charged with disorderly conduct by police, who said he was “squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down” in documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.

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By the time officers arrived, they said they found Cook sweating profusely in the parking lot, acting like a “gorilla” by squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop, jumping up and down, screaming non-coherently and growling.